okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it.
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
I can sniff out any guy or girl that is so thirsty for a green card that they’ll chase after any human being that can provide them one. It’s so horrific to watch that I get secondhand embarrassment from witnessing it.
in other bollywood related news; imran khan (singer of "ni nachleh" & "amplifier" - you know "ni woofer tu meri, meri… main tera amplifer, fier") has been signed on by producer sanjay kapoor to record and film a song for tevar.
all this means is that arjun kapoor & sonakshi sinha will be doing a party tune, and i am so ready for that.
DUDE I would have to make a 100 and hope for my teacher to give me a few extra points on this final and also get a 100 on my term paper to get in this 2.3 gpa zone like my other course is done and im doomed depending on it.
If I don’t come on here after tomorrow, consider me dead